WWFBD?

I had a list of funny things to write about here, like how El Toro called a sausage store my Valhalla. Unfortunately I left the list at home and I'm running out of time before this play. So instead of a real post, let me leave you with a sampling of rapper Foxy Brown's crimes against humanity. Bye!

-In January 1997, the rapper turned herself in on an arrest warrant issued after spitting on two North Raleigh Holiday Inn hotel workers. The altercation occurred after the rapper requested an iron, but was informed by hotel staff that none was available.

-On August 29, 2004, Brown allegedly attacked two manicurists in Chelsea, Manhattan during a dispute over a $20 bill that she refused to pay. Brown was sentenced to three years probation and anger management counseling. Orders of protection were authorized by the court for the manicurists.

-On February 15, 2007, Brown was arrested for an incident in Broward County, Florida. Brown was applying beauty products in the bathroom of the Queen Beauty Supply store when an employee knocked on the door and told her the business was closed so it was time to leave. She refused and threw hair glue at the employee, the report said. Brown then spat on the man as he called 911, staining his shirt. A police officer found her in the shopping plaza and tried to get her to return to the store. When the officer placed a hand on her arm to escort her to the store, Brown swatted it away, then started swinging her arms and struggling with the officer.

-On May 7, 2007, police were called in Brooklyn after a young mother claimed Foxy Brown, in a silver Range Rover, almost ran her down along with her baby in a stroller.

-On May 9, 2008, Brown pleaded guilty of threatening neighbor Arlene Raymond with a phone. She was accused of bruising the eye and chipping the tooth of her long-time neighbour when she struck her with a BlackBerry phone.