It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist

Hi all.

This morning T recommended I get some Dove eye cream for my saggy baggles. I found this an unfair dig, T needs to recognize that I have a very active lifestyle. I lit him on fire and walked away whistling.

In an incredibly boring meeting with two tech people this afternoon, I realized I kept pulling my tongue out of my mouth and petting it like a pygmy goat. The techies were so polite, they didn't even stare in repulsion!

Tomorrow I have my first gig as paid photographer, I have to do a profile of a new attorney. I'm going to have him pretend he's skateboarding while eating a hot dog, to highlight his "human" side.

Yes the Derby Party was grand, wild and crazy with all the trimmings. Jenny and I didn't get home until 5am, then we bought soup and sandwiches. Very sad about Eight Belles though.

Also, I love cute shit.