tough times

I have been sleeping two to four hours every night ever since I went off my anti-smoking medication. I'm still not smoking but I think I'm going a little nutso.

When I called Pfizer today to ask about my increasing withdrawal madness, they put me through to one of those unhelpful well-mannered phone reps in India. "I'm sorry to hear about your unsatisfaction Mr. Hirsch, would you like Pfizer to send you an informational brochure?"

I wonder if any suicide hotlines are outsourced to the third world.