pull the whole outfit together
We had a wicked rad housewarming party a couple weekends ago. A and I requested our guests bring plants and we got three cacti (because everyone knows how nurturing we are. Just ask Mister Lady!) I made an enormous cafeteria-size tin of hot pepper mac and cheese. Also we had guacamole, a la Trader Joes. Let's not forget booze, which we also had. Enough booze to drive me into my own truckbed at 5am, carrying on with my buddy Dan like a couple of drunken sailors. The hetero kind.
So yeah, the party was mad dope and all, yet something was missing, something to pull it all together, really make it *pop*. Today I figured out what we lacked- celebrity guest speakers!
I've done my research and found a great agency that provides celebs for hunting expeditions or bar mitzvahs or whatever. Now I just have to decide who I want.
Choice 1
Choice 2
Choice 3
Now vote.
posted by jesse @ 6:25 PM
8 Comments:
definitely huey. definitely. or maybe just 'the news'.
My vote is for Huey Lewis and the News, because they were one of my favorite bands as a child. And I want to see how exactly they all guest speak. I mean, do they each have a separate topic? Do they all speak at once? Do they speak in sync with each other? Does one band member start a sentence and another one finish it? The possibilities are endless!!!
When in doubt, always go with the Frenchman.
One word: Huey Lewis and the News. I guess that's five words. Fine.
I want a new rug.
The 'stache on number 2 is pulling my vote towards the funny man...
Jean is Canadian. I'm not sure former Canadian PMs count as celebrities. I mean Bill Clinton, sure.
I guess I'd have to vote Huey, who I think my sister met when she was a teenager and he was creepy.
awesome.
Jean Chretien! Jean Chretien! Jean Chretien! (He's a bigger pothead than Clinton!)
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