Family Guy

Oh before I forget, I wanted to tell you about Ole Vinnie's get-rich-quick scheme. When the Alaskan oil pipeline was under construction, he dreamed of renting a trailer and driving it up there. In the trailer would be all his haircutting implements, as well as two female assistants.

"Way I figured, I coulda charged $50 a pop, the construction workers wouldn't have many choices for a good cut. Then the girls coulda brought in more cash for a little sucky-sucky action."

The kicker was that he planned to send the money home to his elderly mother. Barber, aspiring pimp, pain-killer addict, soul musician, family man. I'll miss you Vinnie!