class act

Hi, I responded to all your comments today from the month of September. Why do I always go back and do that? OCD meets delusions of grandeur.

They're filming Sex in the City outside my office building. Lots of extras are standing on the median strip. T thinks nothing interesting ever happens on median strips. I told him he's ignorant.

I'm going to my first bachelor party tomorrow. It looks like a classy one, with a trip to the museum and a fancy steakhouse and no strippers. Won't the guys be surprised when they find out...I invited twenty junkie whores!

I got an ergonomic assessment today, where two women boosted my keyboard and straightened my elbows and told me how I'm bad at sitting in chairs. I felt ah, violated.

There was a guy at the Mets game last weekend who simultaneously ate a hot dog with one hand while peeing in a urinal with the other. I can't stop thinking that's funny.

Off to Bohemia!