Twig and berries

I found this branch while talking to Griff on my phone and brought it with me on several errands. Then I put it in my mailbox. Can you tell what it looks like? Manparts. Possibly a femur. I almost had to swat a daschund who wanted to walk away with it while I got coffee. His owner said, "Nice branch." Oh, this old thing? Blush.

I'm going here tonight with Alli and her young cousin. I think I'll give it to the cousin to show I'm a nice guy and nature lover.