The Damn Fuzz

A co-worker emailed this (admittedly hilarious) clip today and wrote, "I always knew the cops did this." It cracks me up when people say this stuff, the lament of the forlorn stoner.


Several years back I went on an ill-fated date with a young skateboarder named Bean. At some point she told me about the cops taking away her board and said (you guessed it,) "You know they're totally using my board right now." Yeah, sure thing sweetie. There's a huge secret skate park where fat Irish cops smoke blunts, ride around on pilfered boards and call each other dude.

Needless to say, I decided not to take another skate through 'Bean Park.' Our babies would've been far too dumb and angry.