Overheard in the office

"Does anybody want any Quiznos coupons? I'd use them but I'm still weirded out by their 2004 Hepatitis scare in Seattle."

This is from the same nutsy girl who recently went to the Emergency Room, claiming third degree mouth burns from a BK Fishwich. She told us how the skin was hanging down from the roof of her mouth.

Also the same girl who wears five pairs of sunglasses when she goes outside because of light sensitivity issues.

Oh yeah, and I recently overheard her on the phone with a real estate agent saying she'd like an apartment that doesn't have many rodents. "A few rats is okay but not so many that they'd take over."

Variety is the spice.