How can it be wrong?
I'm about halfway through responding to all your comments so this will just be a short post from my childhood.
When I was four or five years old, I was at the supermarket with my dad. Much to his dismay, he looked down and found me blatantly grabbing my crotch. My father, an easily embarrassed man, leaned down to whisper something helpful in my ear, presumably along the lines of, "Jesse it's not really polite to do that in public."
My response was delivered at top volume, making anyone remotely near us swivel around and stare.
"But dad, it feels good to hold my penis!"
Heh. Bet that made my progressive parents think twice about teaching Anatomy 101 to my sister.
posted by jesse @ 5:57 PM
6 Comments:
I'm glad you're back.
These moments will come back to haunt you when you'll have children. :D My friend Brandie's son, Ford, has walked up to ladies in the supermarket, slapped their butts and yelled "GOT YOUR BUM!" :D
kyle- I knew a story about touching my penis would reel you in.
marissa- what a fool, just slapping a bum doesn't make it yours. I've learned that one the hard way.
you know I wouldn't have responded to the cat post with my real name.
... and it feels good to hold my penis.
Jesse, that's just so cute. Do you still do that in stores? I once worked with a guy who each morning would stand by my desk talking while, seemingly unconsciously, rearranging all his 'stuff' in his polyester pants. This is a true story. I've worked with some pretty outrageous people (I worked with Jesse, but I won't categorize him).
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