A Game
One of my co-workers invented a fun game today called 'What 3 things would you buy at Wal-Mart to freak out the cashier?' My ham-fisted contribution was:
clown suit
condoms
bible
wanna play? I bet you're funnier than me.
posted by jesse @ 12:19 PM
12 Comments:
Lighter fluid
toilet paper
lighters
I really did that once, I think I'm on some sort of watchlist now.
baby onesies
baby food
pet leash
hey westcoast, I think toilet paper might be flammable without any assistance.
cupcake, you are my friend.
6 tubes crimson red lipstick
pack x-tra large thongs (in assorted colors)
high powered rifle
(wait, did you say 'three things we've seen people buy together at walmart'?)
goldfish
toothpicks
matches
Laxatives
Ipecac syrup
Bikini four sizes too small
Depends
A slutty Bra
spermacide
pork chops
magnums
slow wink
It would be duct tape, rope, a knife, and cold medication. i know that's four, but that's what you buy when you're going to fake your own abduction.
you guys have done some good work here, I'm especially proud of cupcakes. Mine haven't really been making sense, like:
baby powder
canned ham
tiger beat magazine
Thanks, blogfriend. I'm good at games.
cucumber
vaseline
dvd of braveheart
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