We Are Family

Two weekends ago, a small group of us made a three-car caravan down to Falmouth for a beach weekend. It was a strange combo of people- fun Jenny, dancing Alli, happy Rob, meathead Irv and Irv's sweet girlfriend Kissy. Somehow the dynamic still worked and I ended up driving home on a serious Cape Cod high.

In this photo, Alli is displaying what Kelis would do (WWKD) if she was put in an innertube and left to drift on the lazy river. She's bossay.

I can't explain the white heat in front of Jenny's face but I do know that she is terrified of this spooky picture. Apparently she recently smashed a glass with the power of her mind and I think she's starting to feel like Carrie. I blame Jenny's mind control for how we both went to sleep at 1:00am that night.

"What do you wanna do, Rob?"
"I don't know Jenny, what do you wanna do?"

When all else fails, interpretive dance.

Irv on the dock, Kissy in the tube. This was the first weekend I hung out with these two people. Irv continually suggested that the girls in the group should make out and "compare the size of their titties." Kissy sat quietly by the wayside, doting on her incorrigible man. Let's have a caption contest for this picture.

Duck parade. Smile like you mean it.

Excuse me while I kiss the sky.