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I just gave away a bunch of pineapple chunks to my co-workers, telling them "it's loaded with citrus!" Someone thought I said syphilis. Laughter followed.
I can tell I'm highly irritable because I wanted to scalp anyone who thought it was funny. I don't know why I have such a short fuse, general malaise I guess.*
I'm going to write a couple happy photo posts to counteract my bad attitude. It's like my mom used to say, "When you're feeling bad, force yourself to fake a smile. Do this for long enough and the smile will eventually become real."
* If someone suggests it has something to do with 'the Mondays,' they will rocket to the top of my to-scalp list.
posted by jesse @ 3:39 PM
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Fake it till you make it, Jesse, fake it till you make it. I woke up today to a migraine and cat puke on the floor. Good times.
Can we make this a, "I had a bad day" post? I need to remain anonymous for professional reasons, but my best friend in the whole entire world just told me today that she's moving ... five hours away.
I think that's worse than syphilis-filled fruit and cat puke. (Although, cat puke is rather disgusting.)
I like your mom's theory, Jesse, but scalping someone seems much more therapeutic than smiling.
I have a similar loathing for most of my coworkers. Glad to see the happy photo posts, though.
I must be some sort of "crappy month for all" thing going on...last week I wanted to rip off everyone who even attempted make me feel better with the "look at the bright side" crap...sometimes you just wanna be crabby!
(I must now say that this week is going better and no longer feel the need to rip off people's faces.)
FYI--I ALWAYS do the smile-when-you-wanna-die-or-kill thing...glad to see others jumping on the bandwagon!
m- Cats are tossers, I know this much is true. I think Sharon blames me whenever Grayskull yukes. Like I'm not feeding them enough whole grain cat chow or something.
pro- stop scalping people, I think there's a law.
hunter s.- I can't hate my co-workers, they are kind of like furniture.
praha- With that attitude, you should be a schoolteacher.
I'll give the career a serious thought :)
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