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Confetti in my Hair

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Beautiful People

Yesterday there was a guy walking around near Downtown Crossing, yelling "People are bastards, they're all fucking bastards!" Then today I was outside on a smoke break and some jacked-up dude with a leathery suntan was walking down the street with his shirt off. He turned to a couple construction workers and yelled, "Fuck all people, that's what I say!" Then he immediately approached me and said, "Hey man, can I bum a smoke?" Excuse me tanman, am I not people?

6 Comments:

At 7:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you give him the cigarette or confront him on his hypocrisy?

 
At 10:30 AM, Blogger d said...

Mmmmm, nihilism..

 
At 10:29 AM, Blogger jesse said...

m- gave the smoke, then exchanged exasperated looks with one of the construction workers, like "oy, but what're you gonna do?"

d- welcome to flavorless country

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger Prahagirl said...

Sounds like you should have given him a prozac milkshake instead. :) This also proves that people will change their viewpoints in order to get what they want!

 
At 5:28 PM, Blogger siouxzee said...

That guy probably just had a burger at Fuddrucker's. He thought about Weary Trav but knew it was too far away, but still, he was pissed, as I would be.

 
At 7:43 PM, Blogger jesse said...

pr- I don't think he changed his viewpoint at all, that's why it burned my briscuit to help him out. Sucker.

si- I don't think boston rocks fudds, but thanks for playing.

 

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