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When I woke up this morning, my first thought was about how a co-worker might give me an air conditioner for my room. Then I thought about how jealous my roomies would be and that made me kind of guilty. Then I thought about how teachers used to say "Did you bring enough for the whole class?" when you engaged in solo snacking. My last thought was "Why should the whole class get some of my snack? Isn't that kind of a commie attitude?"
posted by jesse @ 8:10 AM
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Just for the record, this teacher does not tell her students that.
Depending on the size of your apartment, sharing just might be an option. We used to be able to cool my entire parents' house with only two air conditioners. Here's what you do: crank your A/C as high as it will go and close off your room. Wait until your room is fucking freezing, and then open the door and put a big fan in the door way, blowing the cool air out into the rest of the apartment. Using strategically placed fans, you might be able to cool off the rest of the place at least a little bit, so it's bearable in there. :) But I've never seen your apartment so I have no idea how well this would work.
Public school teachers are inherently communist. It's part of their anti Christian scheme to separate church and state and lead the children of this great nation into godless secular values and shared snack foods.
Otherwise I'd say go with Marissa's idea, which I've used many times many ways... Once I even had two of those big box fans to move the air around a corner, and it worked.
nothin' wrong with a little commie 'tude every now and then.
speaking of communism, did you hear about that senator trying to outlaw fluffernutters from local schools??
since when did they start serving fluffernutters for lunch at school? what was the lunch lady smoking that day??
In Wisconsin, fluffernutters are made with CheezeWhiz
P- Awesome. How about fluff sandwiches?
M- Handy, thanks.
D- Not sure how serious to take you, sport.
A- I love that you said "speaking of communism" to launch into a conversation about marshmallow fluff.
B- Get me some before they get outlawed.
S- That's a shame. Can I donate money to prevent that?
Fluffernutters with CHEEZ-WIZ??? That is wrong on so many levels! Do they replace the peanut butter with Cheez-Wiz? Or is it all three? Oy vey.
And that lunch lady must've had a death wish, can you imagine how pissed the teachers would be if their students came back from lunch all sugared out like that? Oh lordy.
I do love me some fluffernutter goodness though (sans Cheez-Wiz). Goddamn this Atkins crap!
haha, good thing I am not a public school teacher then! :) Marissa got it right...that's how I keep my 2 bedroom townhouse cooled off. 1 Air conditioner, 3 fans placed in the bedroom, top of the stairs and in the living room...it works man!
marissa - it's all three. Actually, i'm just making it up as I go along. But in Wisconsin, people do eat deep-fried cheese curds.
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