In My Shoes

When I was in Wisconsin, time...moved...slowly. My job as a reporter was never dull, but my social life was largely made up of beer, fried fish, movies and nookie. Also, killing Asian beetles with a vacuum cleaner.

But now that I'm in B-town, it seems like there's always something going on, apple- picking or zombie marches or kickball tournaments or sleeping on a boat. For some reason, I rarely talk about these cool activities on this blog, opting instead to delight you with tales of my goiter and my broken MP3 player. Today is no exception.