A Man of Letters, Part Two

Dear Lawfirm Community Relations Department-

This is a belated thank you for what I imagine was a highly informative recruitment luncheon for tutoring children in inner-city Boston. It's true I showed up an hour late, missing your entire lecture and power-point presentation. I also didn't take home any literature or sign up later to tutor a child.

That's why it's especially generous that I was still able to visit the conference room after everyone was gone and load up on lasagna, enormous meatballs and chicken and broccoli ziti. And caesar salad. Not only did I eat my fill at lunch that day, you allowed me to go find a take-out box at a nearby cafe and fill it up with some leftovers. Well technically you didn't "allow" me to do anything, seeing that I was the only one in the conference room, but I assume you would be very happy it was me who prevented all that delicious* food from going to waste.

After all, I love children.

Thanks again,
Jesse

*The lasagna was actually a bit overcooked and salty but hey, that's cool.