Input, please

No this is not a shameless ploy for attention, I really want everyone's help. A very kind web designer has offered to spruce up the look of my blog, free of charge. The problem is, I'm graphically challenged. The last time I attempted anything visual was when I sent in a bunch of bloody pictures I drew of dinosaurs mauling things to Highlights magazine. They didn't publish any of my pictures so I gave up on pretty things. But I would like to spruce up this here blog.

That's where you come in. The web designer is ready to roll up his sleeves and give me an extreme makeover. He wants to know what direction I'd like to take confetti in my hair. And because of my graphic impairment, I would like any and all suggestions. Please e-mail them to me if you don't feel like putting your ideas out there to be mocked on the World Wide Web. The reward may be seeing your vision realized by Bradley, the Diego Rivera of the web circuit.

(This is his most recent triumph, a commissioned job for a health and nutrition company.)