We are not amused
Two patent cases I stumbled upon recently.
Case One: An inventor looking to patent his "METHOD FOR REDUCING FECAL LEAKAGE AND CONTAMINATION DURING MEAT PROCESSING."
Case Two: Another inventor looking to patent his "METHOD OF CRYOPRESERVING SELECTED SPERM CELLS."
posted by jesse @ 5:00 PM
9 Comments:
hahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha laugh laugh so heartily.
that is so not an amused face
stern-looking, guilt-imparting wilford brimley desktop background, anyone?
I can't be sure because the photo is too small -- but I think you might be looking a bit hirsute here, Jesse. drives the ladies mad ...
dear "ladyfriend"
i was just kidding. i'm not into making out with people
when someone says the word hirsute, I get a creeped out feeling like I just caught the gym teacher spying on the girls' showers.
also, ms. ved, no one's talking about ladyfriends here. I ask you limit your commentary to fecal leakage and my picture.
Jesse - i knew of your fondness for that word .. remember your buddy Bill somebody from Mauston -- is he a gym teacher?
Damn JDawg .. they need you in Mauston right now .. speaking of human remains .. 20-year-old woman went missing, a couple weeks later they found these "remains" that somebody had tried to burn -- I guess, as you surmised, it's not that hard to do a good job on burning a body ... it looks like her uncle mighta offed her --
what the *(&*^ is the deal with the "ladyfriend"
sorry .. meant to say "not that easy to burn a body"
i'm scared
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