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Confetti in my Hair

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

C'mon now


So the kid next to me at work was griping about how making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is "not that hard but it's just really aggravating." Luckily there's a disgusting product just for him. This is the ultimate in American laziness, a pre-made goddamn PBJ sandwich, replete with 132 ingredients straight from the chemical bowels of New Jersey. I love chowing down, and that's why this particular product is an affront to everything I believe in. If food has a caste system, Uncrustables are clearly at the bottom. Why am I so mad?

3 Comments:

At 4:18 PM, Blogger ka said...

that's disgusting. hey what did you eat for dinner last night ?(wink wink)

 
At 3:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that thing looks like its fried and coated in powdad suga...mmm mmm mmm, sa-weeet!

 
At 9:13 PM, Blogger jesse said...

they have grilled cheese kind now. also sick.

 

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