C'mon now
So the kid next to me at work was griping about how making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is "not that hard but it's just really aggravating." Luckily there's a disgusting product just for him. This is the ultimate in American laziness, a pre-made goddamn PBJ sandwich, replete with 132 ingredients straight from the chemical bowels of New Jersey. I love chowing down, and that's why this particular product is an affront to everything I believe in. If food has a caste system, Uncrustables are clearly at the bottom. Why am I so mad?
3 Comments:
that's disgusting. hey what did you eat for dinner last night ?(wink wink)
that thing looks like its fried and coated in powdad suga...mmm mmm mmm, sa-weeet!
they have grilled cheese kind now. also sick.
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