A Wiscontest
On a whim, I typed in some excerpts from my blog into a search engine yesterday. Imagine my shock and dismay when I found out the Portage people I have slandered so viciously could find this webpage by Googling themselves. So now I would like to go back and change these names but I need your help. Please e-mail me some clever pseudonyms for Portage's finest citizens and the best ones will be used to stave off a libel lawsuit. Ask not what this blog can do for you...
posted by jesse @ 1:28 PM
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I googled my name and much to my dismay I found that the others sharing my name (and my last name isn't even a real name, it's a suffix) are all doing much better than I. There is a doctor, a soprano soloist, a clairvoyant, a swimmer and so much more. More, of course, than "just a newsclerk." I am going to go and drink heavily now.
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