Short, Sweet

I was reading the blog of a friend of a friend yesterday. His catchphrase is "When I read other people's blogs, I skip to the short ones. These are all short ones." Hm. I am inspired.
Although it's unethical to cater to the attention span of the modern vapid Americano, I will blog more if I don't feel the need to write an epic novel every time I see a strangely shaped homeless person or a new hot dog flavor I want to try (mintyfresh?)
So I'll give you quantity, and try not to sacrifice quality...