unfolding a bit at a time
Daphne Bananas Yang is the actual name of a person. They delivered her Spin magazine to our mailbox, I'm gonna bring it to her tonight. (artist's rendering of DBY at left)
The First Family of Cool is in the city this week: aprildawn, her wean and her hubby! I am family friendly.
How old is Dana Carvey today? 53! That means in Wayne's World, he was much older than the mid-twenties wastoid he was pretending to be. Oh that's depressing.
Yesterday I had brunch with an old friend, Sara LaBonte and her easygoing boyf Ben. We went to Denny's in Holyoke, a new find, and all three of us ordered the Heartland Scramble with strawberries on our pancakes.
Highlighted Dialogue-
Sara (just goofing): You can just bring us a big vat of strawberries and we'll dip out of it!
Confused young waitress smiles politely. After she's gone-
Jesse: You know she's actually going to bring us a vat of strawberries, right? She doesn't get your "jokes."
Sara: Now who's being naive?
(epilogue- The waitress totally brought us a vat of strawberries, we dipped.)
Jesse: So who came to your party that I know?
Sara: Wellll let's see...oh, Mira and Hanuman* showed up together!
Jesse: Oooh, are they dating now?
Sara: No Jesse, they're brother and sister.
* two people I knew in high school
2 Comments:
wow. I must try that strawberry move.
Magazines are not the most reliable source of name information. My Time and Entertainment Weekly are addressed to Awesome-o Riley.
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