#8- man about town
Mister Griff was out walking his dog recently when a man approached and asked if he could give poochie a treat. Griff was a little curious that the man carried a bag of milkbones in his pocket but hey, free treats. The man then gave the dog a second treat and said to Griff, "You're a handsome man."
Griff was a little weirded out, but didn't run away. This is the dialogue that followed:
Dude- A handsome guy like you must have a good-looking girlfriend right?
Griff- Actually yes I do.
Dude- Do you have any pictures of your girlfriend?
Griff- Actually I don't have any with me.
Dude- What about in a bathing suit? Do you have any photos like that?
Griff- ...
Dude- I would pay you five dollars for a picture of your girlfriend in a bathing suit.
Griff- Nice meeting you, bye.
1 Comments:
Wow. So the guy was potentially interested in all of these choices:
a.) Griff
b.) Griff's girlfriend
c.) Griff's dog
that is truly pansexual, my friend. I like words prefixed with "pan." Panama?
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