Questions
-Why does my prospective landlord insist that he will pick up the rent each month in cash?
-I just found out my mother loves Applebees. Could there be a defective acquired gene?
-Why do I dream every night of moving to Baraboo and living in a shelter?
-How does each progressive rainstorm keep making Boston hotter?
-Will I ever tire of Wings Over Somerville and vintage cartoons?
-Why would anyone take the Mass Pike to Boston when Route 2 is so much prettier and quicker?
-Are you kidding me?
posted by jesse @ 8:07 PM
9 Comments:
Jesse? Will you get me a bottle of bling2oh fo' my b-day?
(Don't go back to WI.)
if their menu's accurate, wings over ft lauderdale has a flavor called 'raspberry chipotle'
i bought some raspberry chipotle salsa a couple months ago from that 'funky' brand called desert salsa co. or some shit like that, thinking that i was being, i dont know, funky? it sucked, though, and sat mostly uneaten in my fridge for several weeks.
i also have a recipe in a book that ive been meaning to make for two years that calls for a homemade rasp-chptle sauce.
wha?
1)Because you live in the Mafia side of the state. Deal with it.
2)I don't know how you & your mom are keeping that Ptomaine Palace afloat, but don't feel bad: I like Outback Steakhouses and I'm a litlte giddy about Greenfield's new 99 restaurant.
3) Beacuase you are a complicated man of simple means.
4)Duh. Steam.
5) I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Who doesn't like wings?
6) Because they live in Holyoke.
7) No. I am deadly serious. I am always serious.
I think the ratio of evil to good is seriously imbalanced.
rilion- even better- I'll make you a bottle of bling2o using materials from the craft store!
jo- I would.
sss- good to hear from you!
t-diddy- I'm talking about a new york landlord, you haven't been keeping up. I'm too angry to read anything else you've written here. After I've given you the best years of my life. You know, I coulda had my pick of men once, back when my hair was long and lustrous and...I'll stop.
marissa- too much love to go around.
there's just so much here, I am overloaded. all I can say is, forgot big-city life in Baraboo, you're a Mauston guy from way back.
Route 2. I agree. It's even better now that they've straightened it out such that you can't see the Erving Factory of Bad Smells.
sue- you're right, who am I kidding?
m- You can totally see that factory, what are you talking about? What do they even make?
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