Joking love funtime explosively!
I brought back more incredibly horrible obnoxious tchotchke from Toronto, of which there seems to be an endless supply. I kept making Rebecca stop at little Chinese emporiums as we walked around the city. Amazingly enough she had never been inside any of these goldmines. And she calls herself an urban sophisticate!
Picture 1- Mister Lady gets friendly with a new doll from the Groovy Hairz product line (which I'm sure you're all familiar with.) I bought this doll to keep lonely Quasi company, like a mail-order Canadian bride. I'm glad, as I was not looking forward to giving him a tutorial on troll masturbation. Sickles!
Picture 2- Helpful instructions from one of my other gifts. I will give an extra-special christmas present to the first person who correctly guesses what these instructions are for. Click to enlarge.
posted by jesse @ 12:10 PM
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one of those lucky cat things that you see on the counter at every chinese restaurant with the little waving paw.
happy horidays.
and to you, my culturally broad-minded friend. I have just the present for you, I'll give it to you on Friday.
i mean, it's a meneki neko.
I have heard that "hand beckoning" can cause blindness, although I believe it is a myth.
sue, you should take cultural sensitivity lessons from our friend april. maybe wait until she's not 13 months pregnant though.
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