Retirement Party

As my patience wanes for repetitive catchphrases that are substitutes for new and creative thought or humor, I realize I'm tossing cinderblocks through glass walls. For you see, I too have a stable of well-worn sayings and routines. I've gotta tell you, I'm pretty attached to these gems For fear that some other blog sniper in my office is posting online poison about me somewhere, I will try to eliminate these mamma-jammas from my daily routine.