Cupid
Why is it that I'm almost 28 years old and I just figured out that I have absolutely no knack for matchmaking? At 1 a.m. this morning, I had the startling realization that every attempt I've ever made to bring my friends together has failed miserably.
I have probably sabotaged hundreds of people who would have fallen madly in love if left to their own devices. So if you've been scarred in the past by my bumbling attempts at cupidry, thanks for your continued patience and goodwill. And if you are fortunate enough never to have been graced by my good intentions, only call me if you want a relationship destroyed.
posted by jesse @ 1:39 PM
6 Comments:
you tried. believe me, that's a hell of a lot more than can be said about a lot of people.
Jesse - why didn't you try to fix me up with some fabulous Portage-area man? i'm getting tired of CCI inmates. they won't approve any conjugals... that's why someone gave me those cukes.
Wait! I've got it. Have you ever thought of setting people up based exclusively on food preferences?
with a name like cupcake, you will be one very dateable mama following that strategy.
Dear anonymous, you would think so, wouldn't you?
I have to agree with Mr. Milkman's opinion on this one. Color me neither scarred nor embittered.
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