Floor Warden

So I was reading this posted notice yesterday about a scheduled fire drill at my job. One thing that struck me very funny was the last line that said "Your floor wardens are Jim Merriwether, Sandy Schuckley..."
While I was reading this, one of my "co-workers" (I don't really work here) approached me.
Perky Noelle: Whatcha lookin' at?
Snarky Jesse: What the hell is a floor warden?
Perky: Actually I'm a floor warden. I have to check in the bathrooms and under desks when there's a fire drill.
Snarky: Hm.
Perky: Yeah, they give me a special hat and everything.
I was so happy she said that, because I assumed it was a joke, something in short supply in this grim cavern of mathematics. I almost gave her a high-five for the effort.
Then today I walked by her cube and saw a bright red hat that says Floor Warden.
Irony is dead.