Ho Ho

I received my first Secret Santa gift today-
Sitting on my chair when I got in was a yellow manila envelope with J E S S E spelled in magazine letters. Inside was a a computer printout of a black and white photo of three little black boys hunched on a suitcase. It was folded and stapled like a card. On the inside was a silly rhyme about how it was the first day leading up to a very special day. There were also Reese's candy bars in the envelope, which are delicious.

I gave my first Secret Santa gift today-
My recipient (and I do not use that term lightly) is a mousy middle-aged woman in the sales department who I have never noticed before this nutty game. Her questionaire, designed to help me pick out gifts, said she liked "looking at guys butts," "guys abs," "anything chocolate," and "eating lunch."
Cleverly using one of her clues on music preferences, while taking note of her interest in the male abdomen, I sent the lady an e-card of country star Kenny Chesney displaying his abdomen.
It was a free gift and I knew she would titter about it with her dim-witted ladyfriends while they eat breadless sandwiches and talk about stretch marks (I assume.)
Um, also...I think that statements like that should probably disqualify me from further involvement in office games.